Jokes: Two seniors' weird competition

For Bob (93) and Carl (94), two school-friends for life, the participation at their annual class meeting was a matter of honor, indeed.

This year their meeting had only two attendees, them.

After the end of any meeting the guys used to perform a competition of 'distant peeing' outside the pub.

Near a tree, Bob asked Carl:"How far did you get?"

Carl:"OK, I just got my shoes wet."

Bob:"Carl, you won!"