Jokes: Mainz uni researchers have a new means of killing bugs

Headline 'Mainz Local Enquirer'

New method of getting rid of bugs - developed by Mainz Uni researchers

Mainz. Researchers at the state university have developed a new means of killing bugs. They produced a powder - soon available at drugstores - that doesn't directly kill the insects but make them horny. Then you can beat them dead in couples.